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Get Rid of the Electoral College
at 08/23/2016 09:45am
Self-Promotion in the Digital Age
at 08/11/2016 09:57am
Dueling Banjos in Space
at 08/05/2016 10:18am
Reality TV Fascism
at 08/03/2016 10:28am
I Will Never Get Out of the Crap Alive
at 07/26/2016 09:21am
Ross Douthat and Fascism
at 07/07/2016 10:25am
Trump and Tyson for Technocracy
at 06/30/2016 10:19am
Vampire Termites
at 06/30/2016 06:50am
My Hard-Won Success
at 06/21/2016 09:38am
Fear of Neoliberal Identity Politics
at 05/31/2016 10:45am
Vampire Sexual Revolution!
at 05/26/2016 06:46am
Bad People Don't Suffer
at 05/24/2016 10:22am
Trump's Identity Politics
at 05/16/2016 10:11am
Actually, Women Do Make Less Than Men
at 05/12/2016 12:02pm
Music Labels of the Future
at 05/09/2016 12:08pm
I’m Too Old to Boogie
at 04/28/2016 10:14am
Pity the
Atlantic
Feature Writer
at 04/25/2016 10:22am
Did PC Create Trump?
at 04/14/2016 09:42am
NPR Hearts Thomas Jefferson
at 04/11/2016 12:22pm
Is Superman a Muslim Immigrant?
at 04/05/2016 08:41am
George Strait's Best Album Turns 25
at 03/21/2016 09:26am
Kicked in Their Contrarian Asses
at 03/15/2016 09:55am
Bernie Sanders Should Endorse Kim Foxx for Cook County DA
at 03/07/2016 09:49am
Sanders Should Quit
at 03/01/2016 10:26am
Future Blips, Yesterday
at 03/01/2016 10:09am
Lori Maddox, David Bowie, and Listening to Victims
at 02/22/2016 10:02am
Democrats Should Ditch New Hampshire
at 02/16/2016 10:13am
Progressives Shouldn’t Root for Trump
at 02/15/2016 10:59am
Bernie Sanders: Fool or Liar?
at 02/09/2016 10:58am
Don't Write Off Rubio Yet
at 02/08/2016 10:12am
Queer, Dark Love Songs
at 02/02/2016 09:59am
What Will Happen After Iowa?
at 01/30/2016 09:45am
Nat Turner vs. Hollywood
at 01/26/2016 08:43am
Sanders Tries to Solve Racism With Socialism
at 01/25/2016 08:30am
The Virtues of Performing Progressivism
at 01/18/2016 10:22am
Best Hip-Hop of 2015 That Isn't Kendrick Lamar
at 01/11/2016 09:37am
Renaissance Faire in Space
at 01/08/2016 10:08am
Star Wars
vs. Capitalism
at 01/05/2016 10:38am
How to Get Your Best-Of List Published
at 12/23/2015 10:06am
Cruz Temporarily Forever
at 12/14/2015 10:35am
People Suck, Friends Don't Win
at 12/08/2015 09:58am
Why
The Atlantic
Doesn't Want Me Anymore
at 11/30/2015 10:24am
No New R&B
at 11/24/2015 07:38am
The Grim Vision of Binge-Watching
Jessica Jones
at 11/23/2015 09:24am
The Defense Budget Is a Threat
at 11/17/2015 10:44am
The Truth About the Economy
at 11/13/2015 08:47am
Katha Pollitt Loves Everybody
at 11/09/2015 10:05am
Polls Make You Dumb
at 11/04/2015 10:19am
Clinton and the Death Penalty
at 11/02/2015 09:48am
Get Rid of the Journalists
at 10/29/2015 09:52am
Everyone Wants to Kill Baby Hitler
at 10/26/2015 09:46am
Missing the Stupid Future
at 10/22/2015 12:10pm
America Doesn't Care About Afghanistan
at 10/20/2015 07:00am
Joe Biden for President
at 10/16/2015 09:21am
Kitsch at the End of the World
at 10/12/2015 09:30am
It's Good No One’s Paying Attention to Lawrence Lessig
at 10/05/2015 06:54am
The Internet Doesn't Care About Harassment
at 10/02/2015 09:57am
Everyone Is Wrong About Donald Trump
at 09/29/2015 09:58am
The First Black Superhero
at 09/25/2015 10:00am
The GOP Can't Think of Women
at 09/21/2015 07:46am
Breitbart Writer Accidently Chums Around With Terror Suspect
at 09/14/2015 08:47am
Bobby… What's His Name? That Guy Who Hates Trump?
at 09/11/2015 09:48am
Why Is Muppet Violence Funny?
at 09/08/2015 09:46am
The Civil Rights Movement Didn't Succeed
at 08/31/2015 10:31am
Mission Impossible
's Imperialist Bullshit
at 08/15/2015 12:00pm
The Powerful vs. Trump
at 08/10/2015 10:25am
Rorschach for President
at 08/03/2015 10:20am
Salon and Gawker Hit Each Other
at 07/27/2015 09:29am
Mid-Year Music That Maybe Isn't on Your Best Of List
at 07/20/2015 10:20am
David Brooks Is Confused by Robert E. Lee
at 06/29/2015 09:50am
Evil at the International Spy Museum
at 06/24/2015 09:16am
The
Sense8
Pilot and Utopia via Television
at 06/16/2015 10:32am
Bipartisanship Isn't the Way You Get Things Done
at 06/12/2015 10:23am
Stumble of the Sexes
at 06/03/2015 10:45am
Dumb Dog
at 05/05/2015 10:29am
The Media and Hillary Clinton
at 04/15/2015 09:43am
I Weep Upon the Corpse of Meritocracy
at 04/03/2015 11:32am
Aquaman Is Not a Badass
at 03/23/2015 10:31am
The Left Should Spend Less Time on Strategy, More on Truth
at 03/16/2015 10:47am
Advice for Miserable Writers
at 03/09/2015 09:12am
Metal Will Destroy All Your Music
at 03/02/2015 10:26am
Atheists Have Killed Before
at 02/16/2015 09:31am
Republicans Against Boehner and McConnell
at 02/10/2015 09:50am
What Freddie deBoer Should Do
at 01/30/2015 10:08am
Should Liberals Cheer Palin on in 2016?
at 01/28/2015 09:59am
When Your Wife Won't Read Your Book
at 01/26/2015 10:09am
Criticism Is Also an Aesthetic Object
at 01/19/2015 10:22am
Is the Senate Undemocratic?
at 01/12/2015 05:59am
The Marketing Truth No One Has Dared to Reveal
at 01/05/2015 01:51am
The Authenticity of Iggy Azalea
at 12/29/2014 09:35am
The Struggles of Nicki Minaj
at 12/26/2014 09:30am
Best of White Guys
at 12/20/2014 11:00am
The Jeb Bush/Mitt Romney Comparison Doesn’t Wash
at 12/17/2014 10:06am
The New Republic
and Fan Entitlement
at 12/08/2014 10:02am
The New Yorker
's Broken Arch
at 11/28/2014 09:31am
Fantasy Fighting Capitalism
at 11/26/2014 10:18am
Paul Krugman, Pop Culture Critic
at 11/21/2014 09:59am
Jian Ghomeshi and You
at 11/06/2014 10:49am
Don't Sing Us a Song, Piano Man
at 10/27/2014 09:28am
Jonathan Chait Says GOP Doesn’t Want You to Have Health Care
at 10/20/2014 10:11am
Ron Fournier Can Be Foolish, But We’ll Let Him Keep His Job
at 10/15/2014 09:02am
The Album Is Dead, Long Live the EP
at 10/14/2014 07:14am
The Last
Avengers
Review
at 10/06/2014 10:06am
Let’s Praise Air Supply, The Carpenters, The Beach Boys and Inauthenticity
at 09/08/2014 06:49am
The Most Ticklish Boy in the World
at 09/02/2014 11:33am
Sexy Superheroes
at 08/26/2014 10:25am
Experience the Midwest!
at 08/20/2014 07:03am
Stones Down for the Count
at 07/15/2014 09:32am
The Great Conservative Novel
at 07/07/2014 07:05am
Evaluating the Hope and Change
at 07/03/2014 12:29pm
It Hurts So Bad to Make You Mine
at 06/30/2014 08:48am
Independent in Name Only
at 06/20/2014 08:48am
Hillary Clinton's Gaffes Haven’t Doomed Her
at 06/18/2014 09:49am
How to Get Rejected While Trying Pretty Hard
at 06/10/2014 09:38am
50 Shades of Sneering
at 05/22/2014 09:09am
Why Mainstream Magazines Cover
Game of Thrones
at 05/16/2014 10:27am
Squarepusher Am Robot
at 04/08/2014 10:09am
The Rumsfeld Bullshit
at 04/04/2014 09:23am
Justices Ginsburg and Breyer Should Retire
at 03/24/2014 07:07am
Jonathan Chait Is Better Than You
at 03/20/2014 09:59am
Appropriating Lesser Humans
at 03/12/2014 09:23am
Conservatism Is a Fandom
at 03/10/2014 10:04am
The Intrigue of
Nightjohn
at 03/05/2014 06:29am
Sing Those Sweet Weird Songs
at 02/27/2014 11:27am
Issues Don't Matter in Politics
at 02/17/2014 06:11am
Paul Ryan and the Poor
at 01/29/2014 11:47am
Moral Foreign Policy
at 01/28/2014 10:07am
12 Years a Slave
as Torture Porn
at 01/24/2014 10:09am
Andrew Sullivan (In His Own Mind) Transforms the Media
at 01/16/2014 07:17am
Chris Christie Loses a Vote
at 01/09/2014 10:27am
800% Collaborative Perfection
at 01/02/2014 10:21am
Remembrance of Bleeps Past
at 12/23/2013 06:45am
Progressives for Polygamy
at 12/19/2013 09:48am
Superheroes Are About Fascism
at 12/10/2013 07:02am
Does Sexy Spawn Bitchy?
at 11/22/2013 07:36am
We and the Bees
at 11/15/2013 10:12am
Should Anyone Write For Free?
at 11/06/2013 06:48am
Praising Pundit Jonathan Bernstein
at 11/01/2013 06:50am
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Politicians
at 10/22/2013 07:17am
Who's Responsible For Cassie's Albums?
at 10/01/2013 11:48am
The Flat Hat of Steely Dan
at 08/06/2013 08:54am
Why Anthony Weiner's Penis Is Funny
at 07/29/2013 08:42am
Porn for Women Who Work
at 07/25/2013 08:33am
What Kind of Dictatorship Is Russia, Anyway?
at 06/26/2013 01:48pm
The Scorpions Quasi-Metal Oblivion
at 06/24/2013 10:00am
The Bechdel Test and Emily Dickinson
at 06/17/2013 09:23am
Femininity Is Still About Bodies
at 05/16/2013 01:25pm
Why the GOP Isn't Talking About the Economy
at 05/09/2013 07:46am
Singer Chris Connor Is Not A Legend
at 04/18/2013 07:47am
The Left-Wing Pro-War Pundits, And How They Sucked
at 03/21/2013 06:24am
Pink Floyd's Best Album Is Also One of Their Least Known
at 03/14/2013 08:16am
Filibuster Reform Now!
at 01/09/2013 05:52am
Are You Metal Enough?
at 12/14/2012 08:11am
Nice Guys Finish You With Guns
at 10/25/2012 04:37am
Why the Undecided Voters Don't Matter
at 10/22/2012 06:54am
Obama Supporters: Fucking Chill Out
at 10/04/2012 04:29am
The Election Process Has Shown Us What Mitt Is Made Of
at 09/13/2012 07:45am
Missing the Point of Book Reviews
at 08/20/2012 07:33am
No One Likes Paul Ryan
at 08/15/2012 07:53am
Terrified of Romney
at 08/11/2012 02:18pm
Romney's Tax Returns Will Tell Us Nothing
at 08/10/2012 07:02am
Dull Ramblings
at 05/29/2012 06:56am
NATO Bestows Its Dubious Benefits on Chicago
at 05/22/2012 06:22am
Rye Rye's New Album Keeps It Real on the Radio
at 05/21/2012 06:21am
Dark Shadows
: Pale in the 1970s
at 05/17/2012 07:20am
Bonnie Raitt: The Perils and Triumphs of Rootsy Easy-Listening
at 04/16/2012 06:39am
Justin Townes Earle and The Pain of Having Roots
at 04/03/2012 06:37am
Emotional Tics
at 02/15/2012 06:27am
The Current Economic Recovery Is Not Sufficient
at 02/06/2012 07:32am
Rick Perry Is No Strategic Genius
at 01/12/2012 05:47am
I Am a
New Republic
Pundit, Hear Me Roar! Please?
at 01/03/2012 05:35am
Soothing Admissions
at 09/22/2011 06:54am
Don't Lose the Magic
at 09/14/2011 06:49am
Nothing But Build Up
at 07/19/2011 04:54am
The Demented, Naturalistic Horror
at 07/18/2011 05:44am
Cowboys & Aliens
at 07/11/2011 05:43am
I'm So Cheerful I Could Cry
at 07/02/2011 07:27am
Panties, Noodles and Decapitation
at 06/14/2011 08:01am
Don't Half-Ass Your Racism
at 05/16/2011 07:00am
Steve Earle, Man Of Mystery
at 05/06/2011 07:22am
Men, Women and Guns
at 04/27/2011 08:47am
Dubstep: Does It Really Suck?
at 04/20/2011 06:10am
Yet Another Philip K. Dick Ripoff
at 04/04/2011 08:23am
Adolescent Power Fantasies For Adults
at 03/21/2011 07:15am
The Wrong Phallus
at 03/08/2011 05:17am
Solipsistic Oneness
at 03/04/2011 06:08am
Electropop Fantastic
at 02/15/2011 06:33am
Kiss the Pie
at 02/08/2011 05:56am
The Party's Over
at 02/04/2011 04:53am
The Chicago Style
at 02/03/2011 05:09am
Hypno-Beats
at 01/26/2011 04:46am
The Tyranny of Comforters
at 01/17/2011 05:17am
A Little Perspective Doesn't Hurt
at 01/05/2011 05:16am
Marxists For Obama
at 12/11/2010 10:35am
I Bet You Never Saw That Coming
at 11/24/2010 04:52am
Majeure: Soundtrack to the Coming 2012 Apocalypse
at 11/09/2010 04:30am
Roots, Muses and Nachtmystium
at 06/18/2010 06:58am
Splice Original Archive
Rounding Up Monsters, Ignoring Victims
at 07/12/2016 06:55am
Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
at 07/06/2016 06:57am
Trump Will Rise
at 06/23/2016 06:49am
Where Have All the Chinese Vampire Fighters Gone?
at 06/21/2016 06:49am
New Dracula, Same as the Old Dracula
at 06/08/2016 06:41am
Voting for Gary Johnson Will Change Nothing
at 06/07/2016 06:44am
Dracula, Sans Scars
at 06/01/2016 06:37am
Every Death the Same
at 05/30/2016 07:12am
A Reasonable Response to Rationalists
at 05/20/2016 06:58am
Dracula Cannot Be Staked to Your Continuity
at 05/18/2016 06:58am
Psycho Dracula
at 05/11/2016 06:30am
The Perverse Gaze of Dracula
at 05/04/2016 06:46am
Fear Not the Sanders/Trump Voter
at 05/03/2016 06:44am
Embracing Dracula
at 04/27/2016 12:36am
Country Nostalgia
at 04/20/2016 06:59am
Dr. Strange
Trailer Is Boring, Racist Crap
at 04/15/2016 06:46am
Hollywood Needs Nixon
at 04/13/2016 06:52am
Think Like Steve Harvey
at 04/01/2016 06:42am
Nimona Won't Be Contained in Your Female Hero Tropes
at 03/23/2016 06:42am
The Authenticity of Hackwork
at 02/25/2016 06:54am
Republican Establishment’s Death is Exaggerated
at 02/04/2016 06:40am
Chasing Ambulances in the Name of Culture
at 01/19/2016 06:46am
Working With ISIS
at 01/13/2016 06:57am
Critics Are Always Wrong
at 01/05/2016 12:11am
Jon Ronson’s the King of the Online Morals Police
at 12/30/2015 07:01am
The Three Best Country Albums of 2015
at 12/21/2015 06:33am
It’s Doubtful
The Force Awakens
Will Be Great
at 12/16/2015 07:11am
The Future of Trump
at 12/10/2015 07:06am
Everyone Is on Project Runway
at 12/04/2015 06:57am
Iron Man Won't Save Jessica Jones
at 11/25/2015 07:05am
538 Doesn't Know What Jindal's Exit Means
at 11/19/2015 06:48am
Does the Artist Matter to the Art?
at 11/16/2015 07:12am
Should You Show the Zombies Mercy?
at 11/10/2015 07:04am
The Pyramid Fell on Trump
at 11/06/2015 06:52am
Marco Rubio and Racism
at 10/28/2015 07:01am
Do You Want to Call Out Calling Out Privilege
at 10/13/2015 07:03am
A.O. Scott and Conventional Snobbery
at 10/06/2015 07:25am
Wildest Dreams of a Kool Thing
at 09/23/2015 06:58am
Feel the Bern… Moderately
at 09/17/2015 07:10am
Music That Will Never Be Best Of
at 09/10/2015 07:04am
Fear of Women in Rock
at 09/08/2015 06:14am
Freddie deBoer Is Not a TERF
at 09/02/2015 07:06am
Is Bernie Sanders 2016 the Same as Obama 2008?
at 08/25/2015 06:13am
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Pretends Other Countries Matter
at 08/20/2015 03:55am
Can the White Working Class Save the Democrats?
at 08/19/2015 07:11am
The Most Authentic Country Music
at 08/14/2015 06:37am
This List Will Self-Destruct in Five Seconds
at 08/13/2015 07:06am
Sam Harris, Anti-Semite
at 08/06/2015 07:26am
Go Publish a Watchman
at 07/30/2015 07:04am
Why I'm Glad Bernie Got Interrupted
at 07/20/2015 10:09am
Between the World and
The New York Times
at 07/14/2015 06:26am
The Realness of Country Radio
at 07/07/2015 06:27am
Music From a Very Big Place
at 06/25/2015 09:11am
Police Brutality Against White People
at 05/26/2015 07:14am
Books for White Guys
at 05/21/2015 06:11am
Waiting for the Freelance to Drop
at 04/29/2015 06:40am
Orphan Black
's Limited Male Clones
at 04/24/2015 07:06am
America's Exceptional Authoritarianism
at 04/14/2015 07:12am
Smooth Soul Indie Rock
at 04/07/2015 07:12am
Scott Walker, Liar or Warmonger?
at 04/02/2015 05:40am
Writers Want You to Love Them
at 03/26/2015 07:09am
Why Didn't Rahm Emanuel Win?
at 02/26/2015 06:50am
Scott Walker, Bogeyman
at 02/17/2015 06:43am
The Church of Doubt
at 02/06/2015 06:52am
Charles C. W. Cooke Thinks the Joke’s on the Left
at 02/04/2015 07:11am
Rejected By a Cat
at 01/21/2015 06:50am
Liberals For Romney, 2016
at 01/14/2015 05:33am
Anti-Islamic Racism
at 01/09/2015 06:32am
Jessie J Unplugged
at 01/02/2015 05:30am
Blacks Were Not Just Victims
at 12/17/2014 07:06am
Book Terror
at 12/09/2014 06:47am
The Louis Armstrong Fallacy
at 12/02/2014 06:58am
Pundits Don't Like Hillary Clinton
at 11/19/2014 06:09am
We Call It Psychedelic Soul
at 11/18/2014 07:04am
The Tragedy of Noah
at 11/12/2014 06:37am
White People and "Strange Fruit"
at 11/05/2014 06:01am
The Evils of Pop Sexualization
at 11/04/2014 06:53am
The Phony Golden Age of Television
at 10/28/2014 09:52am
The Last
Game of Thrones
Pilot Review
at 10/09/2014 07:03am
My Dream of Writing for
The New York Times
at 10/03/2014 07:02am
Voters Don't Care if You Raise Taxes
at 10/02/2014 06:57am
Gary Hart and Willie Horton
at 09/30/2014 06:34am
Artists and Critics Sometimes Know Each Other
at 09/26/2014 07:09am
The Inflation Apocalypse
at 09/23/2014 06:51am
The Acting Road Not Taken
at 09/10/2014 07:01am
James Baldwin and Ferguson
at 08/21/2014 08:00am
The Handmaid's Tale
and Bad Slavery Comparisons
at 08/19/2014 07:03am
Country Music Confronts Date Rape
at 08/08/2014 06:41am
Nicki Minaj and Lana Del Rey Are Watching You
at 08/05/2014 06:22am
The Coming Supreme Court Nomination Battle
at 07/29/2014 07:00am
Race, Class and Iggy Azalea
at 07/23/2014 06:43am
Dream a Dream of Public Domain
at 07/18/2014 06:55am
The Real Meaning of Columbusing
at 07/16/2014 06:52am
Prison and White People
at 06/27/2014 06:42am
Seun Kuti Updates Fela
at 06/25/2014 06:35am
Save the Children
at 06/13/2014 06:16am
My Ten-Year-Old Still Wakes Me Up
at 06/06/2014 06:42am
Bok Bok Backward
at 06/03/2014 06:41am
Seeing and Not Seeing Race
at 05/30/2014 06:47am
The Crassness of
Orange is The New Black
at 05/28/2014 05:35am
Liberals for Republicans
at 05/15/2014 06:52am
The Invisibility of Whiteness
at 05/08/2014 05:08am
Weak Media Reporting of Nigeria Kidnappings
at 05/06/2014 06:46am
Torture Is Good
at 05/01/2014 06:57am
What the Hell Is Wrong With You, Elvis Costello?
at 04/29/2014 06:47am
DC Comics Tries for Diversity With
Justice League United
at 04/23/2014 06:37am
Johnny Cash in the 1980s
at 04/17/2014 07:09am
The Student Debt Apocalypse
at 03/28/2014 07:35am
Is Sexuality a Choice?
at 03/19/2014 05:13am
Comics to Change Your Gender
at 03/11/2014 06:59am
The Decentralized Utopia
at 03/07/2014 06:54am
Porn and Empowerment
at 02/27/2014 06:39am
Kids Are Citizens Too
at 02/25/2014 06:39am
Segregation and Reverse Racism: Why My Wife Was Targeted on the CTA Because of Her Race
at 02/18/2014 06:32am
I Have No Idea Who Won the Super Bowl
at 02/05/2014 07:11am
War Stories and Anti-War Stories
at 01/21/2014 07:17am
The Dilemma of the Homophobe
at 01/09/2014 04:53am
Pajama Boy and Anti-Semitism
at 12/24/2013 10:12am
America's Incarceration Binge Is Over
at 12/11/2013 06:20am
Joey Baron's Just Listen Squats at Avant-Jazz's Dead End
at 12/04/2013 07:18am
Do I Look Like A Daddy to You?
at 11/21/2013 08:48am
Art in Kids' Brains
at 11/12/2013 05:50am
A Tortured Relationship With Pop Schmaltz
at 10/09/2013 08:43am
The Tea Party and the Confederacy
at 10/02/2013 08:18am
Alexander Hamilton Was an Authoritarian Jerk
at 09/26/2013 07:14am
Allies and Failure
at 09/24/2013 07:20am
Fascism and Black Metal
at 09/12/2013 07:06am
Kids vs. School
at 09/10/2013 06:27am
Nerds Rule
at 09/05/2013 07:14am
The Internet Hates You
at 09/03/2013 06:31am
Jonathan Chait Makes No Sense on Syria
at 08/28/2013 07:00am
I Just Want to Be Bored
at 08/27/2013 06:39am
On Hugo Schwyzer, Networking, and Merit
at 08/21/2013 06:39am
Gillette Ads and Gender Roles
at 08/20/2013 07:18am
Seizure Scare
at 08/14/2013 06:39am
Spying and Genocide: Remembering Indonesia
at 08/13/2013 06:32am
Men, Feminism and Trans Women
at 08/07/2013 04:15am
Who Owns G.I. Joe?
at 07/31/2013 07:37am
Family vs. Capitalism
at 07/23/2013 07:48am
How Capitalism Screwed Me
at 07/16/2013 07:04am
Writing for Hire Is Not Spiritual Debasement
at 07/10/2013 07:48am
Please Donate Your Womb
at 07/03/2013 07:38am
Is America Ready to Embrace Transgenders?
at 07/02/2013 07:56am
The Dangers of Making Reading Spiritual
at 06/27/2013 07:34am
Misogyny Against Men is Deadly Serious
at 06/21/2013 07:06am
All Your Taxes Belong to Obama
at 06/18/2013 07:05am
Freelancing Eats the Soul
at 06/05/2013 07:26am
Feminism and Sex
at 06/04/2013 06:59am
How to Be a Hack Writer
at 05/31/2013 07:22am
Why Is Everyone Else So Stupid?
at 05/29/2013 07:21am
Obama Hates the People, Just Like Rahm Emanuel
at 05/24/2013 07:18am
The English Teacher Isn't From There
at 05/17/2013 07:32am
Middle-Aged Guys Honking
at 05/14/2013 07:25am
The Blankness of Pop
at 05/07/2013 03:01am
Jen Kirkman Doesn't Want To Be Associated With Mothers
at 05/01/2013 05:24am
Waterboarding George Bush
at 04/25/2013 02:34am
Abortion and Violence
at 04/23/2013 02:53am
Does Anyone Own a Child?
at 04/18/2013 03:03am
Brad Paisley's Accidental Racism
at 04/11/2013 02:21am
Freedom to Rape
at 04/09/2013 02:12am
Why Marry?
at 04/03/2013 02:22am
Old Enough to Be Confused
at 04/02/2013 03:29am
Stories of Prostitution
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