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Sean Spicer Is a Typical GOP Warrior of Today
at 08/23/2016 09:45am
The Freedom Caucus Wants No Trouble With Trump
at 08/22/2016 10:06am
Three Key Questions About the Trump Shake-Up
at 08/18/2016 10:34am
Did a Blonde Just Shiv King Jabba of Fox?
at 08/17/2016 10:34am
Pledge? Grover Norquist? Donald Trump Knows Not These Words
at 08/16/2016 08:02am
O’Reilly Beats Trump, Trump Beats Hannity
at 08/15/2016 10:46am
Does Nicolle Wallace Have Mother Issues With Hillary Clinton?
at 08/09/2016 09:40am
Donald Trump Is a Freak Who Can Kill Us All
at 08/08/2016 10:11am
In My Byzantine Dungeons
at 08/04/2016 10:12am
No, the DNC Emails Don’t Show Rigging
at 08/01/2016 09:39am
Hillary Says There’s Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
at 07/29/2016 10:59am
They Spoke Up
at 07/26/2016 09:32am
Nobody Got Hurt, Okay?
at 07/25/2016 09:48am
Born-Agains Like Trump Better Than Pence
at 07/25/2016 09:40am
Ted Cruz Faces Down Delegates
at 07/22/2016 11:04am
The Old Lady With the Dead Son
at 07/21/2016 10:14am
My Awful Question
at 07/19/2016 10:22am
Mike Pence Will Say Anything
at 07/18/2016 10:31am
A Little Truth About Leonard Nimoy
at 07/16/2016 12:01pm
I Was Right About Bernie Staying In
at 07/14/2016 10:10am
Roger Ailes and the Garter Belts
at 07/11/2016 08:10am
Joe Biden Would’ve Lost, Okay?
at 07/06/2016 10:26am
Boris Gets a Right Ticking
at 07/05/2016 10:31am
This English Guy Is Mad at Me
at 07/04/2016 10:54am
Britain, I Point and Laugh
at 07/01/2016 10:47am
English Chumps Suck It
at 06/28/2016 10:13am
Is John Oliver the Best We Can Do?
at 06/27/2016 10:21am
My Dream About the Snakes in the Big Boxes
at 06/25/2016 07:05am
Ghostbusters
? It Wasn't That Great
at 06/20/2016 09:31am
My Other Unwritten Fantasy Novel
at 06/14/2016 09:48am
Oh, Those Conservative Kids
at 06/13/2016 09:22am
GOP, Time to Do Something Really Self-Destructive
at 06/10/2016 10:16am
I Wish I’d Read Hannah Arendt in High School
at 06/07/2016 10:05am
Conservative Pundits Just Found Out They’re Useless
at 06/06/2016 10:26am
I Should Have Written Doc Savage Books in High School
at 06/02/2016 10:08am
I Return (Sort of) to the Coffee Shop I Used to Love
at 05/30/2016 10:32am
538 Notices There’s Something Weird About the Data
at 05/30/2016 10:19am
You Know What Really Works? My Continental Blender
at 05/24/2016 10:15am
Why Self-Respect Is Such a Good Thing
at 05/23/2016 10:03am
Trump Tells All, Nobody Cares
at 05/19/2016 10:16am
Republicans and Little Green Men
at 05/17/2016 09:48am
Couples Therapy for Bart and Chris
at 05/16/2016 10:26am
Odd Political Quotes and Jokes
at 05/09/2016 12:08pm
If Trump Doesn’t Scare Them, Try Predators
at 05/02/2016 09:40am
Patton Oswalt’s New Show Overwhelmed by Personal Tragedy
at 04/26/2016 10:00am
Prince Was One of Us
at 04/22/2016 11:09am
Let’s Get Serious About Violence in Cleveland
at 04/18/2016 10:21am
Election Followers, Guard Against the Demon Pass
at 04/12/2016 09:47am
Sympathy for the Priebus
at 04/08/2016 09:49am
Oh Wisconsin, Plain of Wrath
at 04/05/2016 09:00am
My Dream About the Dirty Snails
at 04/02/2016 10:21am
Donald Trump Said the Greatest Thing He Ever Said
at 03/24/2016 09:54am
Donald Trump as an Energy Drink
at 03/22/2016 10:33am
Hugh Hewitt Didn’t Predict an Open Convention
at 03/18/2016 10:25am
GOP, Maybe You’d Better Say Trump Won
at 03/16/2016 09:28am
On the Brink in Florida
at 03/14/2016 08:20am
Brian Beutler Must Learn the New Enemy
at 03/09/2016 10:06am
Murdoch Muddies the Waters
at 03/08/2016 10:09am
Trump and Poor Rubio After the Show
at 03/04/2016 10:12am
The Girl and the Sandwich
at 03/02/2016 10:47am
My Dream About Ted Cruz and the Candyland Train
at 03/01/2016 10:22am
Marco, You Bitch!
at 02/29/2016 11:20am
Two Senators, Donald Trump Stage Dance Act
at 02/26/2016 11:09am
Ask Not for Whom the Trump Trumps
at 02/26/2016 10:09am
Everybody Knew Jeb Shouldn’t Run
at 02/23/2016 10:10am
How Bad Is the Trump Situation?
at 02/22/2016 10:05am
Scalia’s Great Prose? I Say It’s Applesauce
at 02/19/2016 10:33am
14 Things to Know About the World We Live In
at 02/18/2016 09:37am
Donald Trump’s a Pussy
at 02/16/2016 10:17am
Why Ted Cruz Is Going to Be the Republican Nominee
at 02/10/2016 10:21am
Bernie Did It
at 02/10/2016 10:08am
How Does New Hampshire Feel About Androids?
at 02/08/2016 10:17am
Trump Didn’t Want to Be a Sore Loser
at 02/04/2016 09:19am
Brian Williams, Live From Purgatory
at 02/03/2016 10:54am
The New York Times
Style Section Has a Flat, Rubbery Back
at 01/28/2016 09:50am
See Them Do Silly Things After the GOP Debate
at 01/15/2016 10:12am
They Paves the Way
at 01/11/2016 10:16am
I Swear by Ryan’s Beard
at 12/28/2015 09:01am
Spoiled Marco Too Good for Iowa, New Hampshire
at 12/17/2015 10:11am
GOP's Foreign Policy Debate Is Like an Apocalypse Candy Bar
at 12/16/2015 10:13am
Jeb's No Longer the $100 Million Man
at 12/14/2015 10:43am
McKay Coppins Makes Me Believe the Impossible
at 12/08/2015 09:58am
Donald Trump Says He's a Liar
at 11/24/2015 07:45am
Wall Street and Terror Compete at Democrats’ Second Debate
at 11/16/2015 10:32am
Doc Carson and the Amazing Test
at 11/12/2015 09:46am
GOP Candidates Frolic in Fourth Debate
at 11/11/2015 10:17am
Jeb and Rubio and Chang, and Will Ferrell
at 11/09/2015 10:10am
The Candidate Uprising Begins
at 11/02/2015 09:41am
Pretty Rubio Unmans Jeb at the Third Debate
at 10/29/2015 10:06am
Hillary's Happy Self Emerges at the Benghazi Hearing
at 10/23/2015 10:24am
The Big, Long Joke About the 15 Presidential Candidates and the Cable Network
at 10/23/2015 10:17am
Canada Goes Liberal in a Big Way
at 10/20/2015 09:39am
Larry David's Amazing Non-Impersonation
at 10/20/2015 09:27am
Relieved Hillary Smiles at First Debate
at 10/14/2015 10:12am
That Dizzy Piece in the
Times
About the Mood of Today
at 10/10/2015 09:53am
Kevin McCarthy Leaves Smoking Crater in Capitol Building
at 10/09/2015 08:57am
2,000-Year Old Trump and the Great Wall
at 10/06/2015 09:55am
Fiorina’s Face Is Not a Feminist Issue
at 09/28/2015 09:57am
Why Did Boehner Want Out?
at 09/26/2015 11:34am
Colbert, Trump and the Unanswered Meatball
at 09/24/2015 10:01am
Goodbye, Scott Walker
at 09/22/2015 10:19am
Now We Know About Trump, Jeb and the Casinos
at 09/21/2015 07:52am
As Pundits Go, I'm Really Okay
at 09/19/2015 12:03pm
Jeb Let Trump High Five Him, Carson Didn't
at 09/17/2015 09:33am
The Bushes Have Learned Nothing, Forgotten Plenty
at 09/09/2015 09:44am
Reince Priebus Decided Not to Be There
at 09/07/2015 09:47am
Didn't That Guy Just Call David Axelrod an Israeli Agent?
at 09/04/2015 10:29am
What About the Casinos in the Story About Jeb and Trump?
at 09/02/2015 09:14am
Ramesh Ponnuru Is Confident for No Good Reason
at 09/01/2015 10:16am
Trump Didn't Outdraw Bernie
at 08/24/2015 08:09am
Jeb Reminds Us Why the Bushes Suck
at 08/19/2015 10:46am
Rand Paul Is Kind of Like Blue Beetle
at 08/18/2015 09:50am
It's Worse Than You Thought, Roger Ailes
at 08/12/2015 10:08am
8 Terrible Truths About the Fox Debate
at 08/07/2015 07:54am
Trump Astounds a Couple of Poll Mavens
at 08/05/2015 10:49am
What Do You Say If Bernie Wins Iowa and New Hampshire?
at 08/03/2015 09:49am
Liberals, Don't Listen to Sparky About Rape
at 07/30/2015 10:07am
Six Essential Questions Answered About Donald Trump
at 07/27/2015 09:29am
You Can't Smoke $1,000 Worth of Pot in a Week
at 07/21/2015 10:19am
Kevin D. Williamson Spits on the Base
at 07/20/2015 10:23am
Dana Milbank Is Dumb About Foreign Policy
at 07/17/2015 09:55am
Woman Cries, Flag Comes Down
at 07/10/2015 09:50am
The Specter and the Babe
at 07/07/2015 10:13am
12 Things That Will Kill You
at 07/02/2015 10:14am
My Dream About Marco Rubio
at 07/01/2015 09:33am
The Corporate Copy Editor's Thoughts at 6:14 AM
at 06/26/2015 09:22am
Conservative Hates Southerners, Liberals, Everybody
at 06/25/2015 09:38am
A Tragedy Among the Wingnuts
at 06/18/2015 11:41am
A Guy Named Blackout
at 06/17/2015 10:46am
The Guardian
Overheats Now and Then
at 06/15/2015 08:56am
This Is Not Feminism Run Amok
at 06/12/2015 10:18am
Stephen Fry's Gilded Lies About His Beloved Friend
at 06/10/2015 10:12am
The Candidate Who Stayed in His Room
at 06/05/2015 09:43am
I Tried Ordering From Harry's
at 06/02/2015 09:35am
The Wisdom of Spiro Agnew
at 06/01/2015 11:07am
A Loser I Used to Know
at 05/29/2015 10:36am
People Don't Like Free Speech Anymore
at 05/25/2015 10:04am
Goodbye, Mattress Girl
at 05/22/2015 10:02am
Oh, Saul Bellow—You and Your Potatoes!
at 05/18/2015 10:44am
A Jew Betrayed an Irishman
at 05/11/2015 10:29am
Not a Dream About Mick and Keith
at 05/06/2015 10:18am
New Yorker
's Lizza Delivers More Semi-Useful Goop About Elizabeth Warren
at 04/30/2015 11:09am
Obama Shouts in Public
at 04/27/2015 09:27am
They Said It on Facebook
at 04/20/2015 09:43am
Hillary's Cheerful, Tomato-Planting, Future-Building America
at 04/13/2015 09:58am
What if the New
Daily Show
Guy Isn't So Funny?
at 04/01/2015 09:50am
Fourteen Things the Internet Told Me
at 03/30/2015 08:34am
The Congressman Will Tie His Shoe Now
at 03/24/2015 10:56am
Starbucks Tackles Race, Loses
at 03/20/2015 10:17am
Kimmy Schmidt
Is Boring
at 03/19/2015 10:29am
The Internet Talks to Me at Night
at 03/12/2015 09:52am
The Story of the Walking Snow and the Damn Printer Company
at 03/10/2015 10:00am
Maddow Dings Jeffrey Toobin
at 03/09/2015 09:01am
Five-Year-Old Imperial Trooper Hears Salsa
at 02/27/2015 10:02am
Hillary Gets Tossed Around
at 02/23/2015 09:49am
The New Yorker
Screws Up Chapel Hill
at 02/16/2015 04:15pm
They're All Dead Now
at 02/12/2015 10:05am
Hit Billy With a Two-by-Four
at 02/11/2015 10:51am
They Said It on Facebook
at 02/09/2015 10:15am
President Commits Thought Crime Against Jesus, Western Civilization
at 02/07/2015 10:23am
Bill Burr Is a Tortured Soul
at 02/02/2015 09:48am
The Professor's Battered Tin Bowl
at 01/23/2015 10:01am
The President Is Perfectly Reasonable
at 01/21/2015 09:41am
If You Say You're Charlie, You Ain't Nobody
at 01/14/2015 12:34pm
Yes, We Are All
Charlie
, and That's Too Bad
at 01/09/2015 01:10pm
When Mario Cuomo Visited the Office
at 01/05/2015 10:37am
Nice Things Can Happen, But Don't Be Too Picky About It
at 12/22/2014 10:32am
Here's How the UVA Rape Case Could Become a Whole Lot Worse
at 12/10/2014 09:40am
Don't Trust Sabrina Rubin Erdely or
Rolling Stone
at 12/08/2014 10:02am
The Time My Acupuncturist Molested Me
at 12/05/2014 08:47am
The Girlie Shirt and the End of Everything
at 11/20/2014 09:52am
No, I Won't See
Dear White People
at 11/17/2014 10:02am
A Really Dumb Controversy About Comics and Women
at 11/13/2014 10:18am
World's Silliest Film About Totalitarian Theory
at 11/10/2014 06:36am
I Know What You Mean When You Say “Basic Bitch”
at 10/22/2014 09:36am
CSI
and the Remorse Close-up
at 10/13/2014 09:01am
Why the Ezekiel Scene in
Pulp Fiction
Doesn't Make Sense
at 09/30/2014 06:33am
Something I Like About Alessandra Stanley
at 09/26/2014 10:06am
What the Blogger Said to the Conservative About Sexual Assault
at 09/25/2014 09:55am
Ask a Comic Book Writer Explaining Something Crazy
at 09/23/2014 09:23am
Twelve More Things the Internet Told Me
at 09/12/2014 09:38am
Says Here George Takei Is Like the Dalai Lama
at 09/02/2014 09:11am
The Golf Address
at 08/25/2014 09:48am
Maureen Dowd Can't Be Trusted About Hillary Clinton
at 08/14/2014 10:13am
Robin Williams Is Dead and You Feel Sad
at 08/13/2014 09:31am
A Defense of Internet Trolls
at 08/11/2014 10:06am
The Time Peggy Noonan Didn't Mention Reagan
at 08/04/2014 09:59am
My Friend Who Was Flushed Down a Sink
at 07/09/2014 06:28am
Check Your Privilege, Robb Stark
at 07/01/2014 10:31am
Why I Kept Talking About the Doorknob
at 06/13/2014 11:12am
I Heard It on Facebook
at 06/12/2014 09:15am
Tom Cruise Visits Jon Stewart
at 06/09/2014 08:48am
Bald Men, Candles, Lots of Blood
at 06/09/2014 06:49am
Justin Bieber Says He's Sorry
at 06/03/2014 10:03am
The Loudmouth and the Killer and the Killer's Sister
at 05/31/2014 10:11am
It Turns Out the Solution to Gun Violence Is Nagging
at 05/30/2014 10:13am
Why Trigger Warnings Bother You So Much
at 05/26/2014 10:01am
Peggy Noonan Wants to Talk About Foreign Policy Scandals
at 05/26/2014 06:52am
You and Your Shitty Open Classroom
at 05/16/2014 07:07am
Twelve Things the Internet Told Me
at 05/15/2014 10:21am
Lord Eddard's Foolish Vanity
at 05/07/2014 10:18am
Donald Sterling's Horrible Voice
at 04/29/2014 09:34am
Expel the Narcissist
at 04/28/2014 06:42am
A Poem to Spring
at 04/23/2014 09:47am
The Hideous Clutter
at 04/17/2014 09:59am
I'm Not Greedy, Just a Coward About Failure
at 04/14/2014 06:59am
The Separatists Lost. Hah!
at 04/10/2014 10:11am
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Make You Feel Bad
at 03/27/2014 08:06am
I Don't Read a Lot
at 03/26/2014 11:47am
Bubblicious and the Art of Consciousness
at 03/25/2014 11:11am
I Used to Hang with Ray Manzarek
at 03/24/2014 09:39am
What Joan Didion Did to Woody Allen
at 03/04/2014 09:13am
Harold Ramis in Perspective
at 02/25/2014 09:30am
My Favorite Right-Wing Shill
at 02/12/2014 10:28am
What the Judge Said About Woody Allen
at 02/10/2014 10:12am
What the Hot Girl Said to the Heavy Girl
at 02/07/2014 10:13am
White Girls! Don't Write About That Black Woman in Your Yoga Class
at 02/06/2014 08:35am
Hillary is Now a Bald Fat Man
at 01/27/2014 09:18am
What to Do When You Discuss a Friend's Story
at 01/13/2014 06:39am
Yoga Has Moved West and That's Just Fine
at 12/23/2013 08:00am
Santa Is Turf and So Is Jesus, But Penguins Are Magic
at 12/18/2013 07:20am
Sanctimony, South Africa and a Woman Named Cheney
at 12/13/2013 10:08am
The Day I Didn't See Nelson Mandela
at 12/07/2013 10:28pm
Dr. Maltrant Grave Solved Crimes
at 11/18/2013 08:14am
Richard Cohen Knows You're Not Okay With Biracial Couples
at 11/13/2013 10:28am
Reading About Tom Cruise and Feeling Alone
at 11/11/2013 09:56am
Why Obama Screwed Up That Website
at 11/04/2013 07:39am
The Pope and the Kid
at 10/31/2013 10:24am
The NSA Case Just Got a Lot Stranger
at 10/28/2013 10:03am
Don't Look Now, Sen. Lee, But You're in Trouble
at 10/11/2013 10:04am
Boehner Doesn't Know What Hit Him
at 10/07/2013 07:39am
You Know How the Constitution Is Supposed to Be So Great?
at 09/30/2013 09:23am
Canada's Really Bad Idea About Immigrants and Religion
at 09/26/2013 09:44am
The High-Strung Girl and the Beatles DVD
at 09/09/2013 07:03am
Suri Cruise Has Toned Arms
at 08/23/2013 09:53am
Damn It,
The Simpsons
Was Way Better Than
Mary Tyler Moore
at 06/10/2013 09:52am
Michelle Shocked Conducts a Nervous Breakdown Via Tweet & Podcast
at 03/26/2013 06:39am
The Worst Iraq Mea Culpa Yet Written
at 03/21/2013 05:59am
New House of Cards a Dull Reshuffle
at 02/07/2013 05:19am
Why Barack Obama Is Hard To Listen To
at 01/21/2013 06:43am
The Alien Standoff and the Basketball Hoop
at 01/04/2013 05:33am
Ask a Comments Thread at a Highbrow Comic Books Blog
at 12/27/2012 05:57am
A Loser Is a Loser Is a Loser. Hi, Mitt!
at 11/16/2012 04:08am
My Gut Could Be A Lot Smarter
at 11/09/2012 04:33am
Republicans, It's a Post-Romney World
at 11/08/2012 05:39am
Two of the Serious People Get a Little Serious About Climate Change
at 11/05/2012 04:26am
Mary Matalin Has Something to Say to Paul Krugman
at 10/08/2012 06:39am
Why Mitt Romney Is No Dumber Than You Are
at 09/28/2012 06:09am
Mitt Romney Won't Say This To Your Face, But...
at 09/18/2012 07:55am
Clint Eastwood and the Chair
at 08/31/2012 06:11am
Mitt Romney At His Best
at 08/31/2012 04:12am
Dreamboat, You're the GOP's New Future
at 08/13/2012 06:19am
Realities of Flesh
at 07/30/2012 07:21am
Mitt Romney, Post-American
at 07/16/2012 06:46am
Time to Lie Down, Republicans
at 04/05/2012 06:20am
The Republican Party Prepares to Hate Itself in the Morning
at 03/22/2012 07:27am
Bible Thumpers Thump Romney, Hug Santorum
at 03/15/2012 06:54am
Santorum's Daughter Winces, Romney Beams
at 03/01/2012 05:43am
Hitchens: Not a Nice Man
at 12/16/2011 06:06am
A Demon Inside Him, and a Dick
at 07/07/2011 06:42am
It Isn't Just Gross
at 06/06/2011 07:09am
It's For The Kids
at 03/21/2011 06:52am
Matthew Perry Learns His Lesson
at 02/16/2011 06:13am
Sherlock Under the Florescent Lights
at 01/25/2011 06:03am
Carrie Fisher's
Wishful Drinking
Mostly Disappointing
at 01/10/2011 05:26am
My Life is a Mistake
at 12/07/2010 07:30am
Splice Original Archive
A Short Cut in
The Big Short
at 08/17/2016 06:57am
How Do People Not Get “Black Lives Matter”?
at 08/02/2016 06:57am
Trump Convention Speech Kind of a Letdown
at 07/22/2016 10:42am
I Lecture Writing Students Inside My Head
at 07/21/2016 06:58am
A Victorian Child Dreams About a Wolf
at 07/12/2016 06:53am
What’s So Great About Smiling for the Camera?
at 07/06/2016 06:58am
Afternoon at the British Insult Clinic
at 06/28/2016 06:54am
Me and the Indians
at 06/22/2016 06:50am
My Historical Novel About the Present
at 06/15/2016 07:37am
My Unwritten Fantasy Novel
at 06/09/2016 06:43am
Teenage Folly and Middle-Aged Folly
at 06/01/2016 06:38am
Oh, Injured Tree of Night
at 05/25/2016 06:59am
The Crazy Old Man and His Perfect Revenge
at 05/19/2016 06:54am
You Know Who Sucks? Nicolle Wallace
at 05/16/2016 06:31am
The Great White Trophy in the Marvel Movie
at 05/10/2016 06:42am
New York
Zig-Zags on the Roger Ailes Situation
at 05/06/2016 06:44am
The Dollar Girl and What I Said to Her
at 05/05/2016 06:43am
“Never Trump.” Remember That?
at 05/03/2016 06:45am
Meditation Is for Uncrumpling Crumpled Paper
at 04/29/2016 07:13am
The Little Japanese Girl Talking to Matt LeBlanc
at 04/28/2016 06:17am
I, Twerp
at 04/20/2016 07:00am
Nazis and Porn Stars
at 04/19/2016 06:56am
Me and My Typewriter, Hitler and His Damn Reich
at 04/06/2016 06:58am
Nowadays Boomers Are Just Old
at 04/05/2016 06:56am
Daily Beast
Says Madonna’s Stable, You’re Sexist
at 03/31/2016 06:52am
Kneel Before Trump, You GOP Debaters
at 03/11/2016 09:23am
Talia Jane and Stefanie and the Other One
at 03/03/2016 06:51am
Marvel Comics and the Genius That Wasn’t
at 03/01/2016 06:43am
Vinyl
Is a Fine Living Museum, So-So Drama
at 02/23/2016 06:46am
Donald Trump Is a Pissy Bitch About Religion
at 02/22/2016 06:57am
Trump Kind of Gets It Right About the Iraq War
at 02/15/2016 10:54am
Marco Rubio Gets His Boost
at 02/06/2016 11:34am
Bernie Rocks Hillary, Trump Acts Like a Good Loser
at 02/02/2016 09:54am
Beware Frank Luntz With Good News
at 01/29/2016 09:52am
My Dream About Ted Cruz
at 01/27/2016 06:50am
That’s Some Heavy-Duty Treating Other People With Respect
at 01/20/2016 06:57am
Doc Carson’s 54-Cent Miracle
at 01/19/2016 06:46am
The Girls Who Ask Me for a Dollar
at 01/06/2016 07:18am
The Man Who Broke the Senate
at 01/05/2016 12:13am
Dell, I’m So Mad at You Right Now
at 12/28/2015 07:00am
Why Marco Rubio Isn’t Doing So Well
at 12/24/2015 07:01am
Frank Luntz Gets Amazed All Over Again
at 12/15/2015 07:02am
Trump Crosses a Big Fat Line
at 12/10/2015 07:06am
No Questions, No Moderators, No Rules
at 12/03/2015 07:14am
Eight Key Points About Bill O'Reilly and George Will
at 12/01/2015 07:02am
Ted Cruz Rises Because Born-Agains Can Blow Your Mind
at 11/30/2015 10:33am
Ben Carson Has His Eyes Opened
at 11/20/2015 07:12am
Politico Lies to Itself and Everyone Else
at 11/17/2015 06:50am
Trump Shows Iowa His Crotch
at 11/14/2015 11:06am
What Do You Say When You Can't Say Sexist?
at 11/10/2015 07:04am
Hillary Sidesteps Rachel Maddow, Rachel Helps
at 10/30/2015 07:08am
Slacker Paul Ryan Called Out by Conservative Foes
at 10/26/2015 10:02am
Politicians Do Funny Things for Money
at 10/21/2015 06:40am
Canada Says What the Hell, Votes
at 10/19/2015 10:28am
Mr. Salon Man Has It In for Kerouac
at 10/16/2015 07:10am
Tired Trump Back on Fox
at 10/02/2015 07:09am
Seven Things You Hear When You're Losing
at 10/01/2015 06:54am
No, They Didn't Try to Censor Condoleezza Rice
at 09/24/2015 06:54am
Trump Opens Mouth, Carson Wins
at 09/16/2015 07:08am
A Key Factor to Watch for in the Second GOP Debate
at 09/15/2015 11:31am
Donald Trump Is a Lot More Serious Than Jonah Goldberg
at 09/08/2015 06:15am
Even on
Fox & Friends
, Somebody Cares About Loyalty
at 08/28/2015 07:20am
I Wasn't Being a Dick
at 08/27/2015 06:43am
Bristol Palin Just Made a Point About Sexism
at 08/19/2015 07:11am
I Fake Out a Cop
at 08/06/2015 07:26am
Innocence Was Not a Good Thing at
National Lampoon
at 08/05/2015 06:49am
Social Anxiety Is Bearable on Facebook
at 07/31/2015 07:40am
The Dean Who Told Me to Go to Law School
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at 06/25/2015 09:11am
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at 05/07/2015 07:00am
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at 05/05/2015 07:00am
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at 03/31/2015 06:24am
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at 03/27/2015 07:18am
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at 03/25/2015 06:35am
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at 03/19/2015 07:11am
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at 03/12/2015 07:15am
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at 03/03/2015 07:13am
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at 02/18/2015 06:15am
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at 02/03/2015 07:08am
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at 01/29/2015 07:11am
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at 01/27/2015 03:02am
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at 01/15/2015 07:02am
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at 01/07/2015 06:41am
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at 01/06/2015 06:08am
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at 12/24/2014 09:56am
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at 12/24/2014 05:42am
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at 12/02/2014 06:58am
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at 11/26/2014 07:08am
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at 11/25/2014 06:12am
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at 11/19/2014 06:10am
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at 10/30/2014 11:39am
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at 10/22/2014 06:39am
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at 10/15/2014 06:38am
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at 10/14/2014 07:15am
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at 10/07/2014 07:18am
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at 09/25/2014 06:53am
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at 08/21/2014 07:21am
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at 08/20/2014 07:04am
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at 07/22/2014 07:01am
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at 05/30/2014 06:47am
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at 05/23/2014 06:17am
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at 05/20/2014 06:53am
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at 05/14/2014 06:43am
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at 04/24/2014 07:03am
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at 04/18/2014 07:01am
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at 04/03/2014 07:01am
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at 03/27/2014 07:22am
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at 03/21/2014 07:07am
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at 03/18/2014 07:02am
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at 02/26/2014 07:18am
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at 02/19/2014 06:58am
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at 02/14/2014 06:27am
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at 02/05/2014 07:10am
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at 01/16/2014 07:18am
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at 01/08/2014 07:04am
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at 01/07/2014 07:03am
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at 01/02/2014 07:26am
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at 12/18/2013 07:20am
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at 12/11/2013 06:20am
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at 12/04/2013 07:18am
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at 11/29/2013 06:58am
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at 11/14/2013 06:23am
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at 11/05/2013 07:24am
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at 10/29/2013 06:50am
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at 10/18/2013 07:49am
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at 10/17/2013 07:38am
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at 10/15/2013 07:29am
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at 10/10/2013 07:10am
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at 10/08/2013 07:07am
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at 10/04/2013 08:26am
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at 10/03/2013 07:14am
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at 09/26/2013 07:14am
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at 09/23/2013 07:54am
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at 09/17/2013 07:01am
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at 09/11/2013 06:43am
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at 09/03/2013 06:31am
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at 08/16/2013 07:25am
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at 08/13/2013 06:32am
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at 08/09/2013 06:55am
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at 08/06/2013 07:42am
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at 07/30/2013 06:50am
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at 07/26/2013 07:30am
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at 07/19/2013 07:37am
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at 07/11/2013 06:27am
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at 06/26/2013 09:02am
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at 05/28/2013 07:27am
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at 04/09/2013 02:59am
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at 04/05/2013 04:10am
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at 01/30/2013 03:40am
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at 09/20/2012 04:20am
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at 06/22/2012 03:07am
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at 06/05/2012 04:34am
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at 04/25/2012 06:12am
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at 04/16/2012 07:29am
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at 04/12/2012 09:27am
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at 03/29/2012 07:03am
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at 03/08/2012 04:49am
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at 03/07/2012 05:09am
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at 02/29/2012 04:47am
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at 02/24/2012 05:32am
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at 02/21/2012 04:46am
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at 02/09/2012 04:40am
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at 02/07/2012 04:46am
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at 02/01/2012 03:36am
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at 02/01/2012 03:18am
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at 01/24/2012 05:27am
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at 01/23/2012 05:40am
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at 01/04/2012 04:27am
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at 12/19/2011 12:08am
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at 12/15/2011 05:01am
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at 11/14/2011 05:00am
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at 09/22/2011 05:48am
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at 08/09/2011 05:15am
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at 08/03/2011 05:11am
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at 07/14/2011 05:24am
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at 06/20/2011 05:15am
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